queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

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greetings:

today i was standing in front of our garage and i didn’t notice my mom was about to leave so she got her head out of the window and yelled “broom broom get out me way son!” and it was honestly one of the most funny and embarassing moments ever

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